Two women waited for St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven.

Two women waited for St. Peter at the Gates of Heaven.: The first woman asked the second how she ended up there. The second woman said “It was very dark and cold and I was shivering and it was unbearable. I was so cold I slowly faded from consciousness and died. What about you?”

The first woman said “I was convinced my husband was cheating on me, so I went home early from work to catch him in the act. I burst into the house but he was watching tv. I wasn’t convinced, so I tore through the house like a mad woman, looking in every room and closet and under each bed. I got so worked up I had a massive heart attack and died, so here I am.” The second woman responded “Well I sure as hell wish you would have looked in the freezer. Then we would both still be alive!”